Chao Camp
Bigger than a breadbox!
And now, it is time for the pictures from Crackerdown 2004. The
object: consume four crackers in less than sixty seconds, without
drinking anything or getting bored and wandering off. The Men's
Challenge was first on the roster. Here, a confident Vince Chao
prepares himself:
And Ed whispers sweet nothings to his own crackery friends.
(Note: for some reason that used to make sense, El Dukay did not
participate in this competition. Possibly because the whole thing
was his twisted, twisted idea in the first place.)
Up until now, I bet you have been asking yourself, "Is it even
possible to eat crackers in a sexy and seductive manner?" Ask no
further, people. The answer is: Ed.
In a surprise move, Ed switches tactics, now appealing to the Lord
above to please, please, just send him some spit.
Please note that the
consumption of four crackers
has nearly caused Ed's shirt to
burst open.
Vince is generous in defeat. Meanwhile, Ed is all,
"whatever, Loser. You disgust me."
