Chao Camp
More fun than a barrel of monkeys!
Wait, I lied. This picture is from the first night! It's Vince and Ed! Right
after this picture was taken, they braided each others hair and held
hands:
Corbin brought me a red tee shirt from Walmart. It had a fishing lure
and a beer bottle on it. He is my new best friend, but El Dukay would
not let me make out with him. Because El Dukay is hateful mean.
At some point over the course of the weekend, we turned nine and
formed a sekret klub. All sekret klubs need sekret hand signals.
Here is Ed learning us our symbol...
...and here is us, completely and totally unable to do it. Please note that
AB is cheating off of Sarah.
Convinced we have mastered the hand signal, we flash it for the camera.
For some reason, our super cool sign has become the international
symbol for "thumb up the ass".
The situation deteriorates further as we next attempt the international sign
for "there are thumbs growing out of my nipples." Looky who can't even
manage THAT one (hint: self). Sarah's expression makes it abundantly
clear that she is JUST TOO FUCKING COOL for this shit. So noted!
Ed was our photographer. Ed said, "Give me sexy!" What we gave him
was: skeptical, adorable, and pissed. And also, hand signals. WE MUST
GIVE HIM HAND SIGNALS. At this time, I would like to point out that I am
sporting number one of what would ultimately be THREE separate
hairstyles in one evening, bound together only by the common theme of "I
have not washed my hair since I entered your state."
