I Am The Internet's Bitch

(I was actually going to name this entry "I Am The Bitch Of The Internet," but know what? That sounds not very friendly. "Reigning unfriendly bitch" is not something to which I aspire. Instead, what I am getting at, is...

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Day 6: LOL CRAP

Hello! I am back! And I am up to my eyeballs in work again. Which rocks, as normal, in my usual manner of being exceedingly lame. But, hey! I did go to Vail, though. Which was not lame, but not...

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Working For A Living

I know. I KNOW. I was supposed to be back forever ago, and I reconciled with the internet and we made out and everything was just all fucking peachy over there two weeks ago, but since then, I have had...

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I Interrupt this broadcast

I just deleted a VERY LONG ENTRY. By accident. I don't want to talk about it. Here is the short version of those many, many paragraphs: It's my Daddy's birthday. As you can imagine, we are feeling especially lucky to...

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Day 5: Super Mottled

Hi! Remember when I said I would be back on Monday? I meant Tuesday. Of...the next week. Sigh. I am sorry. I lied to you and told you a story that was made of snips and snails and falsehoods, but...

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Day Four: Arrested Development

Quick one today, because I am about to go get a drink with Cookie, and if I do not hurry it up, she will come and smack me in the head with a stapler. Everyone around here knows that it...

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Day Three: Darlin', Don't You Go And Cut Your Hair

Man, it is all raining and horrifyingly dank and gothic outside, and the whole situation just makes me want to take a nap, preferably with something cuddly, like a cat or George Clooney. I have gotten nothing done for the...

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Day Two: Coordinated Attack

Oh, y’all. Things are about to get all revealing and ugly up in here, because we are entering the prime CRAP territory of Junior High. And Junior High was just an unfortunate time for me. And it shows. You may...

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Day One: A Bad Beginning

Aw, y’all, thank you for welcoming me back all nice, and for saying all your nice words. Please check me out now, drunk with the excitement of being able to type on here! TYPE TYPE TYPE. This is what I...

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The Reconstruction of Miss Doxie

HOLY SHIT, I don't even believe it. I am on my website! I am TYPING ON MY WEBSITE. This might make me teary, and I never thought I would live to see the day. I am sure I will complain...

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Previous entries...

June 2007

Friday 06.22.07
Shit, Fan, Hitting, SPLAT

Wednesday 06.13.07
Momma Tried

Saturday 06.02.07
Who's Bored?

May 2007

Saturday 05.26.07
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! And Other Crap

Wednesday 05.23.07
Moon Over Atlanta

Monday 05.14.07
With So Many Apologies To David Sedaris

Wednesday 05.02.07
Things That Have Entertained Me Recently

April 2007

Monday 04.23.07
Also Cookie Was Almost Killed By A Gaggle of Geese, But We'll Talk About That Later.

March 2007

Thursday 03.29.07
My Internal Has A Dialogue

Tuesday 03.06.07
Quiet Dignity and Grace

February 2007

Wednesday 02.21.07
Been Caught Stealing

Tuesday 02.13.07
Who Died And Made It Wednesday?

Wednesday 02.07.07
While I Am At It, I Also Recommend The Chicken!

Thursday 02.01.07
It's Friday Night! Do you know where your Viking Baby is?

January 2007

Thursday 01.25.07
You Can't Have It All, J.C. Wiatt! No One Can!

Monday 01.08.07
Coming! Coming!

December 2006

Monday 12.25.06
We Wish You A Merry Christmas

Thursday 12.14.06
Miss Truvy, I promise that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.

Saturday 12.09.06
Goodbye, Girl

Saturday 12.09.06
Doxie Drama

Friday 12.08.06
"Dammit, Janet!"

November 2006

Tuesday 11.28.06
Walking in a Wiener Wonderland

Monday 11.27.06
Uh, Keepeth Thy Mastercardeth Prepared...Eth

Monday 11.27.06
Prepare Thy Mastercard

Monday 11.13.06
They're Heeeeeeere

October 2006

Wednesday 10.25.06
Quality Is Overrated

Wednesday 10.11.06
Look! Bad Limerick Wednesday!

Tuesday 10.03.06
Live, From My Closet: Now, With Extra Humiliation!

September 2006

Tuesday 09.19.06
Look Who Is So Full Of Ideas Today!

Sunday 09.10.06
The Grind Sucks

August 2006

Wednesday 08.30.06
Talk To Your Doctor Today!

Monday 08.28.06
Technical Difficulties, Technically

Friday 08.11.06
Not Cool

July 2006

Monday 07.31.06
Hell Freezes Over; Dukay Responsible

Tuesday 07.25.06
And Then Kubla Khan Said We Should All Just Look At A Puppy

Wednesday 07.12.06
OMG THAT'S RIGHT I HAVE A WEBSITE YOU GUYS

June 2006

Monday 06.19.06
I Compromise My Artistic Integrity, Plus Doodling

Monday 06.05.06
And I Lived Happily Ever After, Too, But That Is Probably Thanks To The Wine.

May 2006

Tuesday 05.30.06
Impossible. I just can't believe how good your work is.*

Thursday 05.11.06
Probably The Sort Of Thing That Gave Alfred Hitchcock That Whole Idea

April 2006

Wednesday 04.26.06
It's Alive! ALIIIIIIIIVE!

Wednesday 04.05.06
Seriously, You Guys, It Wasn't My Skull

Monday 04.03.06
The Correct Answer To This Question Is Oh My God, Stop Thinking About This Right Now, You Crazy Woman.

March 2006

Wednesday 03.22.06
I Say Potato, But That Is Kind Of All I Say

Thursday 03.09.06
Jack! Necklace! Elvis! Bail!

Monday 03.06.06
March 6th

February 2006

Tuesday 02.21.06
Sound and Fury of Bo, Take Two: Veterinary Boogaloo

Thursday 02.09.06
You Deserve To Be Adored

January 2006

Friday 01.27.06
Happy Anniversary! To Me.

Monday 01.23.06
Everything Falls Apart

Thursday 01.12.06
Placeholders are boring

Wednesday 01.04.06
The Sound and the Fury (of Bo)

Tuesday 01.03.06
Haaaaaaaappy New Year!

December 2005

Sunday 12.25.05
Happy holidays...

Monday 12.19.05
Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home

Friday 12.16.05
Uh Oh.

Thursday 12.15.05
Yeah, You Better Watch Out.

Wednesday 12.14.05
new! Entry! Coming! Afternoon!

Tuesday 12.06.05
A Series Of Vignettes That Will Tell You Way More Than You Want To Know About My Brain

Thursday 12.01.05
Apparently this is now a shopping blog, plus bonus complaining about Dukay's pants: Updated Pretty Much 900 Times, So Check For New Shit

November 2005

Saturday 11.26.05
Welcome To The Winter Of My Discontent (With Links!)(And updated seventy times!)

Friday 11.18.05
Law Students, You Are Asking For Trouble, And I Am Now Forced To Bring It.

Wednesday 11.16.05
AB Is Brilliant, But I Am Not.

Thursday 11.10.05
Live! LIVE!

Monday 11.07.05
Well, It's About Damn Time

October 2005

Sunday 10.23.05
A Request From The Folks At Home

Thursday 10.13.05
Status Of Toe, Interrupted By A Totally Unrelated Story About Musical Theater

Wednesday 10.05.05
Honestly, The Things I Do To Have Something To Write About

Tuesday 10.04.05
Oh, I'm Just High On LIFE

September 2005

Tuesday 09.20.05
Postcards From the Edge

Saturday 09.10.05
Kythryne, Your Secret Pal Says Hi

Tuesday 09.06.05
When I Said "Monday Night", What I Meant Was "Tuesday Night, Really Really Really Late"

Thursday 09.01.05
Doxie Dolittle

August 2005

Wednesday 08.31.05
Scary Beach Crime Scene Photos; Pandering; Hello!

Tuesday 08.30.05
This Post Is Brought To You By The Fact That The Power Finally Came Back On In The Fucking Hotel

Monday 08.22.05
Apparently, I Just Broke

Wednesday 08.17.05
Wardrobe Junction, What's Your Malfunction?

Saturday 08.13.05
Two posts in two days? WHAT THE HELL

Friday 08.12.05
R. Kelly Made Me Do It

Monday 08.08.05
AHHHHHHHHHH

July 2005

Thursday 07.28.05
What All That Education Got Me

Wednesday 07.27.05
This is what you get when THE INTERNET DIES.

Wednesday 07.13.05
Well, Here's That Third Thing I Was TOTALLY EXPECTING.

Friday 07.08.05
How Can A Four Day Week Be So Loooooooong?

Thursday 07.07.05
Best Wishes

Friday 07.01.05
Someone needs to come save me from myself, like, today

June 2005

Sunday 06.26.05
And now, back to our regularly scheduled shopping

Saturday 06.18.05
All I can say

Monday 06.13.05
Revenge of the...Something.

Tuesday 06.07.05
Directions, Shmirections. (Or...Erections! Ha. That's funny to me.)

May 2005

Saturday 05.28.05
Driving Miss Doxie

Thursday 05.19.05
Rise of the Machines, Part II

Monday 05.09.05
Uh...

April 2005

Thursday 04.28.05
The Thing With The Bug

Wednesday 04.27.05
Moving Sucks

Tuesday 04.26.05
Still! Sinking! In!

Tuesday 04.26.05
Reality Seems To Have Sunk In Around 12:57 p.m.

Tuesday 04.26.05
Sometimes Change Is Good

Sunday 04.17.05
All This Can be Yours, For Only $275 A Night!

Wednesday 04.06.05
If ANYONE Knows What I'm Talking About, PLEASE, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET ME KNOW.

March 2005

Tuesday 03.29.05
You should probably just go read something else

Sunday 03.27.05
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? And...Breakfast?

Thursday 03.17.05
Because really, what else are you going to do on a Thursday morning?

Monday 03.14.05
In Which I Never Learn

Thursday 03.10.05
Vay-Cay-Shun, All I Ever Wanted

Sunday 03.06.05
Go , Shorty

Wednesday 03.02.05
HOLY CRAP, Part II

February 2005

Saturday 02.26.05
But Seriously, Folks

Friday 02.25.05
Once Upon A Time, Not So Long Ago

Saturday 02.19.05
Admissions Department, Part One

Monday 02.14.05
Happy VD!

Thursday 02.10.05
An Entry Where I Actually DO Buy Shoes Online

Monday 02.07.05
Here's to You, Mrs. Robinson

Thursday 02.03.05
Anna Beth is the most brilliant person IN THE WORLD

Tuesday 02.01.05
In which I hardly complain AT ALL, and everyone is amazed

January 2005

Tuesday 01.25.05
Being Big, And, Apparently, DULL as FUCK

Monday 01.17.05
By the Way, I AM BRILLIANT

Thursday 01.13.05
On the wings of love

Friday 01.07.05
This Way to Crazy

Wednesday 01.05.05
Yet Another Entry Where Satan Makes A Guest Appearance

Sunday 01.02.05
How Not To Take Down Your Christmas Tree

December 2004

Friday 12.24.04
MERRY CHRISTMAS! WHERE'S THE SALMON.

Friday 12.17.04
I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me

Friday 12.10.04
In which I use the "F" word more times than is probably legal in many states.

Tuesday 12.07.04
Christmas is in the air, and on my Mastercard

Sunday 12.05.04
It slices! It dices!

Friday 12.03.04
Even bad words look pretty on Movable Type!

Friday 12.03.04
New and Improved!

Friday 12.03.04
missdoxie.2.1.5

Thursday 12.02.04
Hello.

Old Doxie Entries, Before Time...Before Movable Type!

September 2004

The Hounds of Hell
Sad Tragedies

August 2004

Chao Camp!

July 2004

23 Hours in Philadelphia

June 2004

Mean Girls.
Sick of Myself.

May 2004

Pop, Pop, Fizz Fizz!
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

April 2004

What This Girl Wants
Three in One!
Fucking Culture

March 2004

Brilliant!
Watching Paint Dry.
Happy Birthday to ME.
Rise of the Machines.

February 2004

Initial Impressions.
Let's Get Physical! Actually, Let's Not.
My Poor Sister. The Freak.
I Fought the Law. Guess Who Won?
Prove Your Love!
I Suck At Being A Grownup.
The Universe Attacks, and Miss Doxie Cries.
Dream On

January 2004

Eating With the Enemy.
Gravity Attacks.
Meet My Sister.
Smackdown!
Kill the Baby.
I'm a Professional, Dammit!

December 2003

A Personal Letter to God.
Attack of the Doorknobs

April 2003

You So Secretary to Me.
Things That Go Bump in the Night, Besides the Eight Small Dogs.
Anklebiters: Or, How I Ended Up With Eight Small, Persistent Dogs.