Will You Be My Dox-entine?
February 14, 2012Apparently this using-up-all-my-legal-pads-while-only-half-listening-to-webinars thing has become a whole...you know, "Thing," because look at how I am back! And it hasn't even been a whole year! Am I on something? Or have I just been subjected to a lot of webinars...
In Which I Take Notes
February 03, 2012I tried to publish this picture on the Facebook page, which is where I've been doing the majority of my chatting lately (majority = all), but then it was too big, and so you couldn't really see it. And I...
You Get What You Pay For
August 08, 2011A few weeks ago, we did the great chip-tasting-thing, and I think I came up with a name for it at the time (chip off? Chip Off of the old something? I forget that particular cleverness, possibly forever), and I've...
For What It's Worth
July 28, 2011This entry was originally posted on June 18, 2005. It's been six years. *** About a month ago, our friends Noah and Ash came over for a small, intimate, us-only dinner party at my parents' house, because my parents were...
I Find Your Lack Of Drawer Dividers Disturbing
July 22, 2011So, as I have mentioned (or, probably it is better to say “bitched about unendingly”) over on the Facebook page, I recently had the overwhelmingly stupid idea to organize my craft room. It had been getting cluttered, and was becoming...
Shit My Friends Said
July 01, 2011And also me. But we will get to that. Woo, journaling! So, know what is the funniest part of that last entry? The fact that uniquity is actually a word. Not according to spellcheck, but spellcheck also doesn’t think that...
In Which I Slander Robert Frost And The Dictionary Guy
June 27, 2011So, I’ve been thinking about this website, and about how sometimes, very large chunks of time go by between me inadvertently committing a felony and Brian sealing a live animal in our wall, and when that happens, this site just...
It's Not The End Of The World As We Know It
May 22, 2011And I do feel fine, as a matter of fact. Even though I very much agree with Roger Ebert's assessment of the whole debacle: "Think what could have been done with the $100 million spent to advertise Rev. Harold Camping's...
Send Lawyers, Guns, and Money
April 04, 2011Actually, we already have lawyers and guns. Just send cash! Because, thanks to me being a complete and total disaster as a grown-up, I have none. And also I am slightly a felon. Hi! It has been a busy week!...
I'm Going To Feel Really Guilty About This If He Kills His Fool Self
February 28, 2011But in the meantime, before I am wracked by guilt and have to learn how to do penance or something, and seeing as he's so Cured and all, can we just enjoy the beauty of Charlie Sheen's words, as related...
Previous entries...Tuesday 02.01.11
The More We Know, Profound!
The Cat of Amontillado*
Ice, Ice, Crazy
It's A Gooder Thing!
Happily Ever After
The Storeh of the Kitteh
For A Gentleman
Cookie and the Geese
Whole Wide World
I Am The Internet's Bitch
Day 6: LOL CRAP
Working For A Living
I Interrupt this broadcast
Day 5: Super Mottled
Day Four: Arrested Development
Day Three: Darlin', Don't You Go And Cut Your Hair
Day Two: Coordinated Attack
Day One: A Bad Beginning
The Reconstruction of Miss Doxie
Shit, Fan, Hitting, SPLAT
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! And Other Crap
Moon Over Atlanta
With So Many Apologies To David Sedaris
Things That Have Entertained Me Recently
Also Cookie Was Almost Killed By A Gaggle of Geese, But We'll Talk About That Later.
My Internal Has A Dialogue
Quiet Dignity and Grace
Been Caught Stealing
Who Died And Made It Wednesday?
While I Am At It, I Also Recommend The Chicken!
It's Friday Night! Do you know where your Viking Baby is?
You Can't Have It All, J.C. Wiatt! No One Can!
We Wish You A Merry Christmas
Miss Truvy, I promise that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.
Walking in a Wiener Wonderland
Uh, Keepeth Thy Mastercardeth Prepared...Eth
Prepare Thy Mastercard
Quality Is Overrated
Look! Bad Limerick Wednesday!
Live, From My Closet: Now, With Extra Humiliation!
Look Who Is So Full Of Ideas Today!
The Grind Sucks
Talk To Your Doctor Today!
Technical Difficulties, Technically
Hell Freezes Over; Dukay Responsible
And Then Kubla Khan Said We Should All Just Look At A Puppy
OMG THAT'S RIGHT I HAVE A WEBSITE YOU GUYS
I Compromise My Artistic Integrity, Plus Doodling
And I Lived Happily Ever After, Too, But That Is Probably Thanks To The Wine.
Impossible. I just can't believe how good your work is.*
Probably The Sort Of Thing That Gave Alfred Hitchcock That Whole Idea
It's Alive! ALIIIIIIIIVE!
Seriously, You Guys, It Wasn't My Skull
The Correct Answer To This Question Is Oh My God, Stop Thinking About This Right Now, You Crazy Woman.
I Say Potato, But That Is Kind Of All I Say
Jack! Necklace! Elvis! Bail!
Sound and Fury of Bo, Take Two: Veterinary Boogaloo
You Deserve To Be Adored
Happy Anniversary! To Me.
Everything Falls Apart
Placeholders are boring
The Sound and the Fury (of Bo)
Haaaaaaaappy New Year!
Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home
Yeah, You Better Watch Out.
new! Entry! Coming! Afternoon!
A Series Of Vignettes That Will Tell You Way More Than You Want To Know About My Brain
Apparently this is now a shopping blog, plus bonus complaining about Dukay's pants: Updated Pretty Much 900 Times, So Check For New Shit
Welcome To The Winter Of My Discontent (With Links!)(And updated seventy times!)
Law Students, You Are Asking For Trouble, And I Am Now Forced To Bring It.
AB Is Brilliant, But I Am Not.
Well, It's About Damn Time
A Request From The Folks At Home
Status Of Toe, Interrupted By A Totally Unrelated Story About Musical Theater
Honestly, The Things I Do To Have Something To Write About
Oh, I'm Just High On LIFE
Postcards From the Edge
Kythryne, Your Secret Pal Says Hi
When I Said "Monday Night", What I Meant Was "Tuesday Night, Really Really Really Late"
Scary Beach Crime Scene Photos; Pandering; Hello!
This Post Is Brought To You By The Fact That The Power Finally Came Back On In The Fucking Hotel
Apparently, I Just Broke
Wardrobe Junction, What's Your Malfunction?
Two posts in two days? WHAT THE HELL
R. Kelly Made Me Do It
What All That Education Got Me
This is what you get when THE INTERNET DIES.
Well, Here's That Third Thing I Was TOTALLY EXPECTING.
How Can A Four Day Week Be So Loooooooong?
Someone needs to come save me from myself, like, today
And now, back to our regularly scheduled shopping
For What It's Worth
Revenge of the...Something.
Directions, Shmirections. (Or...Erections! Ha. That's funny to me.)
Driving Miss Doxie
Rise of the Machines, Part II
The Thing With The Bug
Still! Sinking! In!
Reality Seems To Have Sunk In Around 12:57 p.m.
Sometimes Change Is Good
All This Can be Yours, For Only $275 A Night!
If ANYONE Knows What I'm Talking About, PLEASE, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET ME KNOW.
You should probably just go read something else
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? And...Breakfast?
Because really, what else are you going to do on a Thursday morning?
In Which I Never Learn
Vay-Cay-Shun, All I Ever Wanted
Go , Shorty
HOLY CRAP, Part II
But Seriously, Folks
Once Upon A Time, Not So Long Ago
Admissions Department, Part One
An Entry Where I Actually DO Buy Shoes Online
Here's to You, Mrs. Robinson
Anna Beth is the most brilliant person IN THE WORLD
In which I hardly complain AT ALL, and everyone is amazed
Being Big, And, Apparently, DULL as FUCK
By the Way, I AM BRILLIANT
On the wings of love
This Way to Crazy
Yet Another Entry Where Satan Makes A Guest Appearance
How Not To Take Down Your Christmas Tree
MERRY CHRISTMAS! WHERE'S THE SALMON.
I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me
In which I use the "F" word more times than is probably legal in many states.
Christmas is in the air, and on my Mastercard
It slices! It dices!
Even bad words look pretty on Movable Type!
New and Improved!
Old Doxie Entries, Before Time...Before Movable Type!
September 2004The Hounds of Hell
August 2004Chao Camp!
July 200423 Hours in Philadelphia
June 2004Mean Girls.
Sick of Myself.
May 2004Pop, Pop, Fizz Fizz!
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?
April 2004What This Girl Wants
Three in One!
Watching Paint Dry.
Happy Birthday to ME.
Rise of the Machines.
February 2004Initial Impressions.
Let's Get Physical! Actually, Let's Not.
My Poor Sister. The Freak.
I Fought the Law. Guess Who Won?
Prove Your Love!
I Suck At Being A Grownup.
The Universe Attacks, and Miss Doxie Cries.
January 2004Eating With the Enemy.
Meet My Sister.
Kill the Baby.
I'm a Professional, Dammit!
December 2003A Personal Letter to God.
Attack of the Doorknobs
April 2003You So Secretary to Me.
Things That Go Bump in the Night, Besides the Eight Small Dogs.
Anklebiters: Or, How I Ended Up With Eight Small, Persistent Dogs.