I Am The Internet's Bitch
December 04, 2007
(I was actually going to name this entry "I Am The Bitch Of The Internet," but know what? That sounds not very friendly. "Reigning unfriendly bitch" is not something to which I aspire. Instead, what I am getting at, is...
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Day 6: LOL CRAP
October 11, 2007
Hello! I am back! And I am up to my eyeballs in work again. Which rocks, as normal, in my usual manner of being exceedingly lame. But, hey! I did go to Vail, though. Which was not lame, but not...
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Working For A Living
October 04, 2007
I know. I KNOW. I was supposed to be back forever ago, and I reconciled with the internet and we made out and everything was just all fucking peachy over there two weeks ago, but since then, I have had...
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I Interrupt this broadcast
September 26, 2007
I just deleted a VERY LONG ENTRY. By accident. I don't want to talk about it. Here is the short version of those many, many paragraphs: It's my Daddy's birthday. As you can imagine, we are feeling especially lucky to...
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Day 5: Super Mottled
September 25, 2007
Hi! Remember when I said I would be back on Monday? I meant Tuesday. Of...the next week. Sigh. I am sorry. I lied to you and told you a story that was made of snips and snails and falsehoods, but...
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Day Four: Arrested Development
September 14, 2007
Quick one today, because I am about to go get a drink with Cookie, and if I do not hurry it up, she will come and smack me in the head with a stapler. Everyone around here knows that it...
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Day Three: Darlin', Don't You Go And Cut Your Hair
September 13, 2007
Man, it is all raining and horrifyingly dank and gothic outside, and the whole situation just makes me want to take a nap, preferably with something cuddly, like a cat or George Clooney. I have gotten nothing done for the...
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Day Two: Coordinated Attack
September 12, 2007
Oh, y’all. Things are about to get all revealing and ugly up in here, because we are entering the prime CRAP territory of Junior High. And Junior High was just an unfortunate time for me. And it shows. You may...
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Day One: A Bad Beginning
September 11, 2007
Aw, y’all, thank you for welcoming me back all nice, and for saying all your nice words. Please check me out now, drunk with the excitement of being able to type on here! TYPE TYPE TYPE. This is what I...
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The Reconstruction of Miss Doxie
September 10, 2007
HOLY SHIT, I don't even believe it. I am on my website! I am TYPING ON MY WEBSITE. This might make me teary, and I never thought I would live to see the day. I am sure I will complain...
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Previous entries...
June 2007
Friday 06.22.07Shit, Fan, Hitting, SPLAT
Wednesday 06.13.07
Momma Tried
Saturday 06.02.07
Who's Bored?
May 2007
Saturday 05.26.07Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! And Other Crap
Wednesday 05.23.07
Moon Over Atlanta
Monday 05.14.07
With So Many Apologies To David Sedaris
Wednesday 05.02.07
Things That Have Entertained Me Recently
April 2007
Monday 04.23.07Also Cookie Was Almost Killed By A Gaggle of Geese, But We'll Talk About That Later.
March 2007
Thursday 03.29.07My Internal Has A Dialogue
Tuesday 03.06.07
Quiet Dignity and Grace
February 2007
Wednesday 02.21.07Been Caught Stealing
Tuesday 02.13.07
Who Died And Made It Wednesday?
Wednesday 02.07.07
While I Am At It, I Also Recommend The Chicken!
Thursday 02.01.07
It's Friday Night! Do you know where your Viking Baby is?
January 2007
Thursday 01.25.07You Can't Have It All, J.C. Wiatt! No One Can!
Monday 01.08.07
Coming! Coming!
December 2006
Monday 12.25.06We Wish You A Merry Christmas
Thursday 12.14.06
Miss Truvy, I promise that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.
Saturday 12.09.06
Goodbye, Girl
Saturday 12.09.06
Doxie Drama
Friday 12.08.06
"Dammit, Janet!"
November 2006
Tuesday 11.28.06Walking in a Wiener Wonderland
Monday 11.27.06
Uh, Keepeth Thy Mastercardeth Prepared...Eth
Monday 11.27.06
Prepare Thy Mastercard
Monday 11.13.06
They're Heeeeeeere
October 2006
Wednesday 10.25.06Quality Is Overrated
Wednesday 10.11.06
Look! Bad Limerick Wednesday!
Tuesday 10.03.06
Live, From My Closet: Now, With Extra Humiliation!
September 2006
Tuesday 09.19.06Look Who Is So Full Of Ideas Today!
Sunday 09.10.06
The Grind Sucks
August 2006
Wednesday 08.30.06Talk To Your Doctor Today!
Monday 08.28.06
Technical Difficulties, Technically
Friday 08.11.06
Not Cool
July 2006
Monday 07.31.06Hell Freezes Over; Dukay Responsible
Tuesday 07.25.06
And Then Kubla Khan Said We Should All Just Look At A Puppy
Wednesday 07.12.06
OMG THAT'S RIGHT I HAVE A WEBSITE YOU GUYS
June 2006
Monday 06.19.06I Compromise My Artistic Integrity, Plus Doodling
Monday 06.05.06
And I Lived Happily Ever After, Too, But That Is Probably Thanks To The Wine.
May 2006
Tuesday 05.30.06Impossible. I just can't believe how good your work is.*
Thursday 05.11.06
Probably The Sort Of Thing That Gave Alfred Hitchcock That Whole Idea
April 2006
Wednesday 04.26.06It's Alive! ALIIIIIIIIVE!
Wednesday 04.05.06
Seriously, You Guys, It Wasn't My Skull
Monday 04.03.06
The Correct Answer To This Question Is Oh My God, Stop Thinking About This Right Now, You Crazy Woman.
March 2006
Wednesday 03.22.06I Say Potato, But That Is Kind Of All I Say
Thursday 03.09.06
Jack! Necklace! Elvis! Bail!
Monday 03.06.06
March 6th
February 2006
Tuesday 02.21.06Sound and Fury of Bo, Take Two: Veterinary Boogaloo
Thursday 02.09.06
You Deserve To Be Adored
January 2006
Friday 01.27.06Happy Anniversary! To Me.
Monday 01.23.06
Everything Falls Apart
Thursday 01.12.06
Placeholders are boring
Wednesday 01.04.06
The Sound and the Fury (of Bo)
Tuesday 01.03.06
Haaaaaaaappy New Year!
December 2005
Sunday 12.25.05Happy holidays...
Monday 12.19.05
Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home
Friday 12.16.05
Uh Oh.
Thursday 12.15.05
Yeah, You Better Watch Out.
Wednesday 12.14.05
new! Entry! Coming! Afternoon!
Tuesday 12.06.05
A Series Of Vignettes That Will Tell You Way More Than You Want To Know About My Brain
Thursday 12.01.05
Apparently this is now a shopping blog, plus bonus complaining about Dukay's pants: Updated Pretty Much 900 Times, So Check For New Shit
November 2005
Saturday 11.26.05Welcome To The Winter Of My Discontent (With Links!)(And updated seventy times!)
Friday 11.18.05
Law Students, You Are Asking For Trouble, And I Am Now Forced To Bring It.
Wednesday 11.16.05
AB Is Brilliant, But I Am Not.
Thursday 11.10.05
Live! LIVE!
Monday 11.07.05
Well, It's About Damn Time
October 2005
Sunday 10.23.05A Request From The Folks At Home
Thursday 10.13.05
Status Of Toe, Interrupted By A Totally Unrelated Story About Musical Theater
Wednesday 10.05.05
Honestly, The Things I Do To Have Something To Write About
Tuesday 10.04.05
Oh, I'm Just High On LIFE
September 2005
Tuesday 09.20.05Postcards From the Edge
Saturday 09.10.05
Kythryne, Your Secret Pal Says Hi
Tuesday 09.06.05
When I Said "Monday Night", What I Meant Was "Tuesday Night, Really Really Really Late"
Thursday 09.01.05
Doxie Dolittle
August 2005
Wednesday 08.31.05Scary Beach Crime Scene Photos; Pandering; Hello!
Tuesday 08.30.05
This Post Is Brought To You By The Fact That The Power Finally Came Back On In The Fucking Hotel
Monday 08.22.05
Apparently, I Just Broke
Wednesday 08.17.05
Wardrobe Junction, What's Your Malfunction?
Saturday 08.13.05
Two posts in two days? WHAT THE HELL
Friday 08.12.05
R. Kelly Made Me Do It
Monday 08.08.05
AHHHHHHHHHH
July 2005
Thursday 07.28.05What All That Education Got Me
Wednesday 07.27.05
This is what you get when THE INTERNET DIES.
Wednesday 07.13.05
Well, Here's That Third Thing I Was TOTALLY EXPECTING.
Friday 07.08.05
How Can A Four Day Week Be So Loooooooong?
Thursday 07.07.05
Best Wishes
Friday 07.01.05
Someone needs to come save me from myself, like, today
June 2005
Sunday 06.26.05And now, back to our regularly scheduled shopping
Saturday 06.18.05
All I can say
Monday 06.13.05
Revenge of the...Something.
Tuesday 06.07.05
Directions, Shmirections. (Or...Erections! Ha. That's funny to me.)
May 2005
Saturday 05.28.05Driving Miss Doxie
Thursday 05.19.05
Rise of the Machines, Part II
Monday 05.09.05
Uh...
April 2005
Thursday 04.28.05The Thing With The Bug
Wednesday 04.27.05
Moving Sucks
Tuesday 04.26.05
Still! Sinking! In!
Tuesday 04.26.05
Reality Seems To Have Sunk In Around 12:57 p.m.
Tuesday 04.26.05
Sometimes Change Is Good
Sunday 04.17.05
All This Can be Yours, For Only $275 A Night!
Wednesday 04.06.05
If ANYONE Knows What I'm Talking About, PLEASE, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET ME KNOW.
March 2005
Tuesday 03.29.05You should probably just go read something else
Sunday 03.27.05
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? And...Breakfast?
Thursday 03.17.05
Because really, what else are you going to do on a Thursday morning?
Monday 03.14.05
In Which I Never Learn
Thursday 03.10.05
Vay-Cay-Shun, All I Ever Wanted
Sunday 03.06.05
Go , Shorty
Wednesday 03.02.05
HOLY CRAP, Part II
February 2005
Saturday 02.26.05But Seriously, Folks
Friday 02.25.05
Once Upon A Time, Not So Long Ago
Saturday 02.19.05
Admissions Department, Part One
Monday 02.14.05
Happy VD!
Thursday 02.10.05
An Entry Where I Actually DO Buy Shoes Online
Monday 02.07.05
Here's to You, Mrs. Robinson
Thursday 02.03.05
Anna Beth is the most brilliant person IN THE WORLD
Tuesday 02.01.05
In which I hardly complain AT ALL, and everyone is amazed
January 2005
Tuesday 01.25.05Being Big, And, Apparently, DULL as FUCK
Monday 01.17.05
By the Way, I AM BRILLIANT
Thursday 01.13.05
On the wings of love
Friday 01.07.05
This Way to Crazy
Wednesday 01.05.05
Yet Another Entry Where Satan Makes A Guest Appearance
Sunday 01.02.05
How Not To Take Down Your Christmas Tree
December 2004
Friday 12.24.04MERRY CHRISTMAS! WHERE'S THE SALMON.
Friday 12.17.04
I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me
Friday 12.10.04
In which I use the "F" word more times than is probably legal in many states.
Tuesday 12.07.04
Christmas is in the air, and on my Mastercard
Sunday 12.05.04
It slices! It dices!
Friday 12.03.04
Even bad words look pretty on Movable Type!
Friday 12.03.04
New and Improved!
Friday 12.03.04
missdoxie.2.1.5
Thursday 12.02.04
Hello.
Old Doxie Entries, Before Time...Before Movable Type!
September 2004
The Hounds of HellSad Tragedies
August 2004
Chao Camp!July 2004
23 Hours in PhiladelphiaJune 2004
Mean Girls.Sick of Myself.
May 2004
Pop, Pop, Fizz Fizz!Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?
April 2004
What This Girl WantsThree in One!
Fucking Culture
March 2004
Brilliant!Watching Paint Dry.
Happy Birthday to ME.
Rise of the Machines.
February 2004
Initial Impressions.Let's Get Physical! Actually, Let's Not.
My Poor Sister. The Freak.
I Fought the Law. Guess Who Won?
Prove Your Love!
I Suck At Being A Grownup.
The Universe Attacks, and Miss Doxie Cries.
Dream On
January 2004
Eating With the Enemy.Gravity Attacks.
Meet My Sister.
Smackdown!
Kill the Baby.
I'm a Professional, Dammit!
December 2003
A Personal Letter to God.Attack of the Doorknobs
April 2003
You So Secretary to Me.Things That Go Bump in the Night, Besides the Eight Small Dogs.
Anklebiters: Or, How I Ended Up With Eight Small, Persistent Dogs.


