About Miss Doxie

Hello! I am Miss Doxie. This is my site.

I am an attorney living in Atlanta with my four very short, very bad dachshunds. I write about their shortness and their badness with some regularity. My parents, who a few miles away, ALSO have four very short, very bad dachshunds. If you have not already done this math problem in your head, I will save you the trouble by noting that this brings the short/bad total to eight when we are all together. We tell people that we are raising them for the meat, but that's not really true. It's the fur we're after. Soon we'll have enough for a muff! Or a very small hat.

I have a very cute boyfriend named El Dukay. Dukay is funny and strong and extremely tall. He is also younger than I am, which means that he is always telling people that he is my boy toy. On New Year's Eve 2006, Dukay and I will have been dating for four years. Sometimes I want to stab him in the eyes, but I love the spit out of him anyway. Also, I have to keep him around, because he is the only one who knows how to make the chocolate martinis turn out correctly. That is enough for me.

I write about Dukay on this site a lot. I also write about Ziz, my hot little sister who is 23 and got all the boobs in the family. Ziz is currently living in L.A., which is a tragedy. I am forever scheming to get her home and force her to move into my house with me, where we will make fun of makeover shows and drink a lot. Unfortunately for me, Ziz is having a great time in L.A. and is spending all of her time doing jet-setting things and hanging out with the stars. Sometimes she is even on television. Not too long ago, she had a recurring role as a hot dog vendor. She had to wear a shirt that read, "I Love Weiners!" She said that they gave her real tongs and buns, but no real hot dogs. She had to fake the hot dogs. And as a family, we were proud.

I have a lot of real-life, see-in-person friends who appear on this website. AB is the gorgeous and talented Anna Beth from Hashai. Al is the gorgeous and talented Al of Hate Your Daddy. Hannah is gorgeous and talented Hannah Beth from Journey of a Girl, and Robyn is the gorgeous and talented Robyn from A Damn Thing. Other see-in-person friends you may see here are Dig (a good friend of Dukay's who became my good friend, Dig is extremely good looking and has excellent man-hair) and Timmy (another good friend of Dukay's that I stole. Timmy just finished the IronMan competition and has a body made of steel and teenage fantasies). You will also likely hear about Sieg, my best friend from high school; the Kiefer Twins; and probably other people I don't remember right now. They're all funny and good-looking, whoever they are.

I started keeping this website when I first graduated from law school. I update...uh, not frequently, exactly, but as often as I can. Weekly-ish. I have no great master plan. Maybe one day I will write a book. Maybe if you would like to hand me a publishing contract on a silver platter, I would do it sooner. Otherwise, I will probably just hang out and drink some more.

You should know that I fall down a lot, that I cannot pronounce "apocalypse", and that I hate it when people get that "Copacabana" song stuck in my head. You should also know that I love painting and listening to Johnny Cash, and getting that song "Copacabana" stuck in other peoples' heads.

In fact, did you know that her name was Lola? Did you know that she was a showgirl?

Then I think my work here is done.

Feel free to email me at webmaster@missdoxie.com. And please leave comments if you are so inclined; I love to read them, because I am kind of a nerd like that. Also, I love to read them because y'all are frequently funnier than I. WAY TO SHOW ME UP, PEOPLE. GOD.

Anyway. That's...it, apparently. I hope you enjoy the site, and thanks for coming around!

Miss Doxie Won Some Awards One Time, Too